Shirtwords, or in the direction of a shirt! Wait, that's shirtwards. Anyhow, we put words and other things we find amusing on shirts. Then we offer them for sale here. These are stock designs that our graphics team has labored intensively over, so some may have limited customization options (because we think the other options look bad). If you're dead set on something that doesn't appear on the menus, you can always contact us and we'll make one special for you.