Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. It's the cube dweller equivalent of staggering around chanting 'Brains!' We all know in a situation like that, decaf is less than useless. You can own a 30 ounce black RTIC tumbler with our semi-official shop mascot Bob and his evil twin, (also named Bob), along with the Death Before Decaf banner laser engraved on the tumbler. It's much more stylish than the '3d Runner-Up Employee of the Quarter' mug your boss got you as a 'joke'.