Everybody always wants to pretend their spirit animal is a noble, majestic beast. People are running around claiming their spirit animals are wolves, bears, cougars and eagles when half of them would better be represented by a weasel, vulture, or a dung beetle. Where are the people like Paul Atreides, unafraid to admit his spirit animal is a desert mouse?
Then there's people like us. Our spirits come out of a bottle, and you can find them lurking behind the corners at your local Spec's. Pick up a shirt and represent.
If you'd like a beverage (or an actual animal) we don't show in the choices, just pick Custom and type your choice (spelled correctly, please!) in the Notes & Instructions box above.